Saturday, December 26, 2015

So... I moved across the country.

*tap tap* Is this thing on?

Why haven't I written in so long? Well, random stranger, I'll tell you why. I suck. Yep, that's why.

Anywho...

So about 6ish months ago my husband and I moved 2000 miles from our home to Portland, Oregon. Now I gotta say, there are some things I have learned since leaving little Oklahoma. The first thing I have learned is that saying 'It's a small world' is a freaking lie. It is a giant world with shit tons of people. For real. Shit. Tons. We drove through a lot of states to get here, and Utah was beautiful but probably the most desolate. There were fewer people and quite a few little abandoned towns. Kind of creepy, but cool. The cool part was seeing the towns kind of falling apart because nature was taking back over. Kansas was the most boring. We stopped to get a post card and all the post cards had pictures of fields of sunflowers on them. That was also a lie. You know what I saw in Kansas? Corn. And Windmills. That's it. Some rolling hills. Meh.

I have also learned that nothing in Oregon can compare to the greasy amazingness that is the Braum's burger. Mmm. Getting hungry and disappointed just thinking about it. There is a lot of diversity in the greater Portland area. Mostly with food, but a little with the people. For instance, we live in a neighborhood where very few people speak English. Late at night we will go sit on our freezing back patio and listen to the Spanish music ring across the land. However, the Mexican food scene here blows. What's up with that? Meh.

The people here are more understanding. Kind of. While it is the common belief that you can say what ever you want, do whatever you want and be whomever you wish here, there is also some unkindness. For example, no one opens doors here. In Oklahoma, if you're hands are full someone will open a door and offer to carry your crap. Here, you have the right to figure out how to open the damn door yourself. Heathens. Meh.

Oregon is beautiful. I feed my soul with either family and friends, or nature. On Christmas we didn't have much family to visit, so we decided to go on a nature hike to the top of Multnomah Falls with a friend. Now, I gotta say, I definitely missed seeing my Momma, Daddy and the rest of my amazing family, but I still had a damn good view. We got to the top, cracked open a beer and toasted to the awesomeness that is Oregon. Then we got our freezing asses back down and ate at Denny's.



Oregon is different and definitely beautiful, but Oklahoma is beautiful it it's own, flat way. I think it is mostly the people in Oklahoma that make it beautiful. The way the people come together in tragedy, how you'll always find help if you're stranded in your broken down car in the middle of nowhere, or even how you can easily get a smile and encouraging words from strangers on the street.

Moral of the story, while Oregon has as abundance of beautiful nature, Oklahoma has an abundance of beautiful people. Oh, and sunsets. Oklahoma has those kick ass sunsets too.

While I am glad we're here and we have good reasons, a part of me is still back in Oklahoma. That part is probably chilling with my family enjoying the simple life. The Oregon part of me is enjoying the view while it can, even if it is a lot different.

Sunday, February 22, 2015

That Awkard Moment...

Why haven't I written a blog in so long? Man I suck. My bad.

Anywho....

My husband and I are not huge on going out and doing super extravagant things for holidays or anniversaries. We're both pretty happy enjoying a yummy, affordable dinner and doing something fun. The fun is the most important part. We did however, have a very interesting Valentine's Day dinner. It was actually on Friday the 13th because of course we aren't normal. It was a total blast. Collin wore jeans and a nice shirt, I wore a kick ass dress that just happens to show off 7.5 of my 9 tattoos. Needless to say, we looked hot.

We go to this nice restaurant that we have never been to and I am super excited about it. I love my burgers and beer but I don't mind getting wined and dined occasionally.

However, we did not realize we were out of our league...

I should start by saying this is the kind of restaurant we could only afford because we had a gift card.

The host that greeted us when we walked in sputtered a bit when he saw me, he was obviously gay and I didn't think I looked hot enough to turn him, but I didn't really understand why he was being an awkward little bugger. It became clear pretty quick when Mr. Hubby and I walked into a room and saw that most of our fellow diners were at least twice our age and in business suits. They were all sophisticated and high brow and shit. We sat down and I immediately looked around again with an oh-shit-I-should-have-worn-a-blazer-over-my-dress look on my face when I notice people kind of glancing over at us with shaded eyes.

I am not going to lie, the giggles my husband and I shared at the table did not help this. We were the kids at the table that kept giggling at our own attempts to look like adults. The stilettos I kept tripping over made me look taller standing, but sitting they did nothing to help the fact that my plate was despairingly close to my face. We kept pointing at everyone we saw wearing jeans. We pointed exactly twice. We groaned about how delicious the mashed potatoes were. I drank to much and started giggling louder.

What I am trying to say is that we were not helping ourselves fit in. The food was delicious, the wine was strong, and the mashed potatoes were groan worthy. We only stood out because we're bad ass, and that is what I choose to believe!